For the Record...

1. Everyone got sick this week
2. The children here are the cutest in the world
3. Walmart does not carry powdered sugar
4. Taco bell serves french fries (deluxe fries, too)
5. The Lucky One is called Cuando Te Encuentre, and it is good
6. You can see a movie for $3 dollars
7. They have stores called "fashion Elegance" that carry Hollister, Tommy Hilfiger, Abercrombie, Aero, and more
8. When your taxi man Miguel says that he will be there to pick you up in 20 minutes, he actually means he will be there in 1 hour 15 minutes.... don't be deceived. 20 minutes does not equal 20 minutes.
9. If you are a woman, meaning you have XX chromosomes, then you will get whistled and stared at frequently. When I say frequently, I mean 24 hours a day.
10. There are loners that creep around at night
11. You need your passport to exchange money at a bank (which is the least likely to gyp you & has the best exchange rate)
12. Natives will ask to get a picture with you, and then their friends will hoot & cheer for their victory afterwards
13. There is a dog breed called "doggo guatemalteco" that is PRESH.
14. NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EAT SEAFOOD OR FOOD AT THE BEACH.
15. A man that can salsa is a man that can "conquistadar la mujer" ;)